Monday, May 30, 2016

What Drought? Trump Tells Californians "We're Going To Solve Your Water Problem"

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Forget the wall along the southern border, Donald Trump recently made what may be his boldest claim yet. During a rally in Fresno, California, Trump said that there isn't really a drought, and that if he wins the presidency, he's going to solve the water problem.

Trump gathered intel from his friends in California who alerted him to the fact that there is water, but it's being pumped into the sea allegedly in order to protect "a certain kind of 3-inch fish."
"We're going to solve your water problem. You have a water problem that is so insane, it is so ridiculous, where they're taking the water and shoving it out to sea. I just met with a lot of the farmers who are great people, and they're saying we don't even understand it. I've heard this from other friends of mine, in California where they have farms up here and they don't get water. I said oh that's too bad is it a drought, they said no we have plenty of water. I said what's wrong, 'well we shove it out to sea'."

"Now they're trying to protect a certain kind of 3-inch fish. Think of it, nobody even knows why, and by the way the environmentalists don't know why."
After explaining the the senators are playing both sides of the fence, The Donald promised that once he's president, he'll remedy the situation.

"So we're going to be back up here, if I win believe me we're gonna start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive, so that your job market will get better."

"I'm asking everybody why, and nobody can really explain why they do this. When your with the senators they want you, and then they go over to the environmental side and they want them, and then you say gee that's strange, they're for me, we want the water, but the environmentalists just endorsed them. So they play both sides of it, but they're actually not for you. But we're gonna get it done, and we're gonna get it done quick. Don't even think about it, that's an easy one."
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As a reminder, California really is experiencing a significant drought as we've covered many times over the last few years (herehere, & here), so The Donald may have just bitten off a bit more than he can chew on with this promise.

As for the 3-inch fish theory, that may help in some small way (quartz has a nice follow up to that here), but there remains a real issue in the state.

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Thursday, May 19, 2016

TRUMP. I am self funding my campaign. Well, that was a suggestion.

The Trump campaign committee and the RNC came to money terms yesterday. He is going to be getting a financial boost.  Also Trump has been discussing PACs and fund raising with others.  Sheldon Adelson said he is willing to write The Donald a check for one million dollars.  Mr. Trump stated that he would not ask the RNC for money to repay himself for the personal loan he gave his campaign to date.  As Rachel says "Watch this space."  He will flip on that also, as soon as he can figure out how to get away with it.  Or maybe he will have the pollster he hired, remember he gives no credence to polls, to see if he can get it past his base.  Remember Trumps mantra, I am self funded, I do not have to answer to any organizations or corporations.  This is now going to be a former mantra.  I do hope his base is really really paying attention to this news.  The number one thing they loved about this candidate was that he was self funded and didn't answer to anyone.  Now they are left with the promises against immigrants, Muslims, and suing the news reporter you didn't agree with. Seems like an empty suit to me as he does not have the more important foreign policy experience.  You can't hire someone at the drop of a hat to teach you 30 years of the ups and downs of the US foreign policy. And Donald, please check your translation of what Vladimir Putin called you.  He was not calling you smart or bright.  He was calling you COLORFUL.  In easier language a clown.  You have way more money than me and your translator needs to be replaced.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Model Wife Mistress, Model Wife Mistress, Repeat.

First it was a foreign model named Ivana.  And a wedding.
There were the kids, Ivanka, Donald Jr and Eric.  Then there was the mistress. The divorce. The Wedding to model Marla Maples.
There was the daughter Tiffany.  The mistress. The divorce. The Wedding to model Melania.
There was the son Baron. And rumors.

All this from a man who criticizes a woman for activities committed by her husband. Like this is a reason she shouldn't not be President. Hillary and Bill stayed together.  Hillary held her head up high and maintained as much class as she could while serving as first lady.  The world watch it all in real time.  Any woman who was treated this way would strike out at any woman who interfered with her marriage.  Why be nice?  The Clintons have built an international foundation that supports the poor and under educated around the world.  They pay their taxes. They give generously to charities. The raised a daughter with great success.  And all this going on during the days of the Ken Starr investigations.  Which cleared the Clintons of any wrong doings from White Water to Troopergate.
That information was never on the front page of even the New York Times.  I think it was on page 46.  Ken Starr has apologized for the aggressive investigations.  There was no There There.

Monday, May 9, 2016

Trump says he can get a Deal on our Debt.

For the past 11 months I have listened to Donald J Trumps rants and raves, knowing he was playing to his base.  A base that has their own issues living in a Land of the Free country.  His comments this past week to the talk shows is finally showing his ignorance in the ways of government.  He says he can go to China and other creditors and make a deal for pennies on the dollar on our National Debt.  Hmmm! What would that do to this country?  If the United States did not pay our bills as agreed we would take a dive to the dark side of  being the strongest country in the world.  Your T-Bills would crash and burn.  Your 401k's would be shaken to their core.  And so much more.  If you have a portfolio ask your broker where you would stand if he started this process.  Just talking about it is scary enough.  Mr. Trump runs a business and feels, like many people do that government can be run like a business.  No, not so much.  Arnold found that out when he became Governor of California.  He had his business degree and thought he could change the foundation of the California government.  They wanted to run him out on a rail before the end of his term.  The crash did hurt California, but, not to the extent that the rest of the country was hurt.  Arnold's ideas hurt the state.  He now knows the truth.  Maybe he can explain it to Mr.Trump. Below is a recent article from the Associated Press of the responsible and irresponsible.   

Clinton and Trump made their fortunes and spend them